10 October 2022
I've finally decided on the name for my newest cause: M.O.O.B.S.
Myrtle Out of Our Bathroom Stalls.
It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? I think it's going to be more popular than the Free Speech for Poltergeists campaign, which ended up being a complete flop. Peeves still calls me Pukey, even after all of my effort. I thought he might stop if I tried to help him, but NO, apparently you can't help a Poltergeist in hopes that he'll shut his big, fat gob.
Anyway. For anyone who may be interested, the donations M.O.O.B.S. receives will be put towards building Myrtle a brand new bath with a fancy toilet all to her own, far far away from the student population.I'm thinking Ravenclaw Tower. Imagine, you'll never have to listen to her moan about how the popular girls were so mean to her in school or explain what it feels like to kiss a boy again! No more overflowing toilets!
The first fundraiser will involve butterbeer and specialty confections provided by yours truly. Do R.S.V.P. if you're interested in attending; I'll send you a special invitation.
Myrtle Out of Our Bathroom Stalls.
It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? I think it's going to be more popular than the Free Speech for Poltergeists campaign, which ended up being a complete flop. Peeves still calls me Pukey, even after all of my effort. I thought he might stop if I tried to help him, but NO, apparently you can't help a Poltergeist in hopes that he'll shut his big, fat gob.
Anyway. For anyone who may be interested, the donations M.O.O.B.S. receives will be put towards building Myrtle a brand new bath with a fancy toilet all to her own, far far away from the student population.
The first fundraiser will involve butterbeer and specialty confections provided by yours truly. Do R.S.V.P. if you're interested in attending; I'll send you a special invitation.